Archive for February, 2009

Things that make me angry #3

A few days ago I noticed that an acquaintance from a past life had recently changed her picture on Facebook to be a “Sara Feigenholtz for Congress” picture.  Now, knowing this girl as I did/do (read: solely Facebook since July ’06, and co-volunteers for 4 months before that), I am aware that she considers herself a huge advocate for women’s issues, and especially women in politics.  I am also aware (via the book of face) that during the election season she worked for the Hilary campaign.

Now, that being said, according to my highly honed stalking skills, she is also currently living in Massachusetts.  Therefore, being that the IL-05 is not really garnering a whole lot of attention nationally, I was curious as to what she knew about Sara F.  Thus began a series of exchanges (again, via stalkerweb), that went something like this:

Me: As someone who lives in the IL-05 and attended the candidate forum in January, and has done a lot of research, I’m interested as to why (other than the fact that she’s a woman, which I agree is bad ass and I want more women in congress) Sara F?

I’m curious as to your take, because there’s actually several progressive (and you could argue more progressive) candidates in this race. I do like Sara a lot, but I’m not sold on her.

And thus began our multi-day internet discussion.  She responded as thus to my inquiry (names changed to protect the whateverandsoforth):

Katie: I like what she’s done, what she’s worked on for women and gay rights. Also that she’s endorsed by Emily’s [sic] List . . .

Who do you think is better?

Me: Honestly, I don’t have a clear preference yet (which is part of the reason I was curious on your thoughts). My top three are probably Sara, Tom Geoghegan, and Mike Quigley. Sara and Mike both scare me a little because they’ve been involved in Chicago politics for a while, which usually denotes bad things. Tom has an amazing labor record and is pretty much identified as the most politically progressive candidate. Also, I want Mike to stay where on the Cook County Board and fight Todd Stroger.

Katie: Hmm. . well I don’t know Chicago politics that well so I can’t say how I feel about it, but usually an endorsement from Emily’s List is good enough for me.

I mean, Obama is Chicago politics . . . did you support him in the election? (just curious).

Interjection here: Please note that Katie – who does not live in Chicago – admits to knowing, oh, nothing, about Chicago politics.  And EMILY’s List is an acronym and should be in all caps, but that’s just a grammar thing because I’m really cool and not anal at all. Carry on.

A few hours later, another post:

Katie : I also like this:

Illinois’ GLBT community has had no stronger ally in Springfield than Sara. She sponsored the Human Rights Law, which protects against unfair discrimination based on sexual orientation. She has also consistently supported hate crimes legislation.

Sara also secured funding for ADAP, a program designed to make sure life-saving drugs are available to those who need them. She worked to clarify existing legislation regarding the Illinois Cares Rx prescription drug program to help Illinois residents reap the full benefits of the ADAP program.

Please note also that this is copy/paste off of Sara F’s website.  Um.  Hurrh?  Not that I don’t like Sara (as previously stated, I do, and I’m all for more women in politics), but… if you wanted an opinion of what Sara has done… shouldn’t you look for, oh, I don’t know, a slightly less biased source than her campaign website?

My sister, having read her comment on Obama responded:

Sister: Obama is NOT Chicago politics. I disagree strongly with that statement.

Me: Indeed, hells yes I supported Barack. Obama was also never really involved in the political machine in Chicago, which is the problem with a lot of Chicago – most people end up more or less under Daley’s/Machine’s thumb. That’s why this election is pretty bad assed – no one is technically being endorsed by the Machine (although Fritchey = machine). It’s actually got a chance to have a progressive candidate win the election (of which, yes, I do count Sara F.).

And Katie’s reply to the comments on Chicago politics and the Chicago Machine was naturally about Chicago politics and the Chicago Machine. Right?

Katie: Ha Ha ok well. . . I was for Hillary obviously so my opinion is slanted but . .

Obama not involved in the machine? How about how he ran his Senate campaign and how he stabbed his mentor in the back? How about shipping in 11,000 people from out of state to caucus in TX illegally? How about my brother and all his friends who caucused illegally in Washington? How about the people I met who caucused in IA and then voted in other states (for him again)? What about what happened in Lake County the night of the Indiana primary? What about my volunteers that got hassled and attacked (literally) by Obama supporters?

Anyways, this primary made me realize that in politics everyone cheats, Obama just cheated the best and the smartest. And that’s what wins . . .

Uuuuhhhh…. Huuurrrrhhhh?  Duuurrr??

So. Here’s the thing. I legitimately asked this girl her opinion, despite the fact that she was a little fanatical during primary season on Facebook, and to be honest, I was in Alaska in my little bubble sans-cable, sans-internet, sans-cell phone for a year, and I missed a lot of the ground action for the primaries.  Besides, I already knew with whom my vote lay, and the most politics I was around during my tenure in Alaska  was debating the valid points of BO v. HC’s health care stances with my coworkers at the women’s shelter.

Despite this fanatical vibe I got from her, I decided that perhaps in this election, with her background in feminism, politics, and activism, she might have some special insight into this election.

But no. Her entire basis is that EMILY’s List endorses her, which again, huzzah, I like EMILY’s List (side note: whose founder, Ellen Moran was appointed White House Communications Director FuckYEAH!), but if that’s your only reason… and you don’t know anything about the other candidates… um… maybe you should learn why EMILY’s List likes her in the first place?

But what is possibly most irritating  in this is that in response to my comment about the CHICAGO Machine and CHICAGO politics she responds with… the bitter writings of a spurned Hilary supporter?  She ends up attacking me and Obama because, uh, I don’t fully support her candidate in a district that I LIVE IN and she doesn’t and admits to knowing NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT??

Jigga. What. Now.

UGH.

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Dear Bobby Jindal

Dear Bobby Jindal,

Um? Uhh? Hrruummm? Duuurrrhhh?

In the words of every American listening: “What the bloody fuck?”

You are going to point out how we should model our future in the government by… evoking as a role model what was possibly the worst domestic governmental failure in at least the last two decades (I refuse to put more brain power to this and think back further in history)?

Yes. Because what the people at the SuperDome who were lacking food, water, shelter, loved ones, and most of their possessions needed was… uh, less government?  WOOT!! TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY!!!

You have a brain the size and consistency of a packing peanut.

Love, Everyone.

Dear. Effing. God.

Watching Bobby Jindal talk to the American public like we are SEVEN YEAR OLDS, directly after watching the President of the United States address the American public LIKE ADULTS (and in fact, telling everyone that they should aim to be educated beyond high school), was one of the most ridiculous television juxtapositions I’ve ever seen.

Sometimes reality is more frightening than hyper-reality.

On the other end of the spectrum, who didn’t enjoy Obama’s response to Renewable Energy, which I believe was, and I quote: “WOOT, muthafuckahs.”

Too bad he didn’t mention geothermal energy by name, but… whatever.

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Barack v. Beyonce

Things I know:

A) I spend far too much time on the internet/youtube.

2) I dislike Beyonce. Strongly.

iii) I am from Chicago, IL. Draw your own conclusions on how you think I may feel about Barack Obama.

Four) I’m not sure I can accurately describe this, and am for once, sans-words:

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Environmental research can be scary

See, this is why I shouldn’t be allowed to work at an environmental company, because then I get to sit around and do ‘research’ on the new developments in the field, which basically allows me a lot of time on the internet.

Occasionally I stumble across interesting or hilarious findings, such as the Mafia racketeering wind power.

And then I find things like this, which leave me half super-horrified half, and laughing hysterically:

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Battle Royale: Obama v. Jesus

Ha. This is brilliant:

An open-ended Harris Poll released this week shows Barack Obama getting the most mentions[as America’s top hero], with Jesus Christ the runner-up.

I don’t think too many people will be all that surprised Obama beats out Jesus as #1 hero in this survey. Personally, I am a bit surprised that Jesus is even #2, predominantly because  “hero” has a much different connotation than, say, “role model” or “idol.” Then again, maybe that’s just my own meandering interpretation of language.

On the other hand, I am highly surprised that George Bush is #5 on this list. Seriously, America? Where have you been for the last 8 years?

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Oh, Chicago.

In light of the disasterousness that has surrounded the Illinois governor’s seat, I thought it might be fun to partake in a mini-history lesson in the true spirit of exposing clusterfuckcorruptionness of Illinois:

Ergo, let’s review:

Dec 9th, United States V. Rod Blagojevich and John Harris (aka, the Criminal Complaint, aka, my favorite book of 2008) is filed, and the people of Illinois, flush from their recent victory and glistening with the victorious Obama Glory Glow, unanimously throw puppies at the governor.

Blah blah, scandal, blah blah. US Senators call for Blago to resign, and cross every appendage they have in the hopes that he might not appoint a replacement senator, since, you know, they have no legal method to block the appointment.

Blago appoints Roland Burris. Illinois weeps a little, and smells something fishy.

Burris swears under oath he didn’t talk to Blago about the position.

Blago rants to the Illinois senate that he did nothing wrong and Hey!Look! Someone has health care.

Illinois senate says, “Yeah, whatever, Fucktard.

Blago talks to reporters. Again. Blago shows off his spanish skillz. SI SE PUEDE!!

Burris apparently did lie. Or at least didn’t tell the whole truth. Oops?  Illinois groans in unison.

Unrelated news, but in the true essence of Chicago politics, Mayor Daley strong arms the Chicago Board of Education president to step down.

Democrats decide that chapter #27 in soap opera Liars of Illinois has gone on far enough, and call, once more, for someone’s resignation – this time Burris’.

Governor Quinn adds his voice to that call.

Burris’ Chief of staff quits.

Obama fires a warning shot.

And Mayor Daley says, “Hey, he’s not all that bad!” Oh and the stimulus bill wouldn’t have passed without him. Sure.

Illinois cries for the days when everyone knew them only for Obama.

Ooooh Illinois politics. I’m going to hope that Daley is next on Patrick Fitzgerald’s list.

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I’M A UNICORN!!

Or a scientist… same diff.  All wishful thinking.

Marketing pictures we took for our lab services. Ignore the fact that I am very much not a scientist at all.

Hmm this water is so interesting

Hmm this vial is so interesting

I totally know what this machine does

I totally know what this machine does

Why look it's a jar of stuff! How fascinating.

Why look it's a jar of stuff! How fascinating.

Totally pointless post.

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