Dear Randy Wells

Randy Wells:

On behalf of all Cubs players and fans, I’m sorry.

I don’t really have anything left to say.

Oh, other than to say when you see Kevin Gregg in the locker room, if you have an urge to kick him in the dark void of his loins, don’t fight it.  If Aaron Heilman’s standing next to him, make it a twofer.

Keep on.

Love, Me


PS – You could also send a telegram to Kerry Wood with lots of X’s and O’s.  Well… I mean, it might not help, but it’ll probably make both of you feel better.

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