Things that are so painful they’re almost hilarious

I want to be the person who designs the graphics for weather forecasts.

After 72% of Chicagoans complained righteously about the lack of warmth well into May and June, the weather has struck back in full force with You-Get-What-You-Ask-For-SUCKAS!-Vengence, and it has been painfully, painfully hot the past several days.

Apparently in order to show us Chicagoans that it is getting even hotter (no, really, really!), accuweather has instituted the SMOKING THERMOMETER:

SMOKING THERMOMETER

SMOKING THERMOMETER

DANGER!  DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE OR YOU WILL SMOLDER AND EVENTUALLY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES MWAHAHAHA!!!

I love it.

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