You don’t even know me.

Things I Do Not Understand:

1. The offside rule in sports

2. Calculus. No, for realz. I was good at math until that shit.

3. Why I cannot type the word ‘definately’ correctly on the first try. DAMMIT!!! Definitely!! ARGH.

4. Anyone who doesn’t appreciate the joys of diagramming sentences with prepositional phrases.

5. Why the Cubs can’t just win the damn World Series already.

6. Why I can’t give up hope that the Cubs will just win the damn World Series already.

7. Approximately 78% of Republicans and/or their ideologies.

8. How the internet functions.

9. Why my body and brain refuse to allow me to be a morning person.

Ooh, look something shiny!

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